aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

these movies were pure gold and you are irrelevant if you thought otherwise

(Source: yunuen)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

high-landers:

pizzuhut:

rikunoyume:

pizzuhut:

its been scientifically proven the person reading this is the cutest and is beautiful

SHOW ME THIS SCIENCE YOU SPEAK OF.

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Can’t argue with science.

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA