Hey I'm Alexa! I'm a 15 year old from Alberta, Canada and I love Bones, SPN, TWD, Harry Potter, My Darkest Powers Trilogy and SOA!
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”